Friday, August 16, 2002

so today was pretty interesting. i went to the grocery store today and you know how exciting that is. anyways i usually go with my mom just to stay sane. so nothing really stands out to me just the delivered "daily" sign that one day i plan to steal. anyways so im standing with the cart and i look over and i notice that there is this old couple. being me i occasionally sneak a look into peoples baskets to see what todays consumers are buying. anyways the old couple have five one quart cartons in their basket. im thinking what?! why? im saying you can buy a gallon and one quart but no they had five. it made no sense. i thought it was funny. then my borther and i got to talking. what if they grew up with quarts and think that gallons are the devil just like how we think that purple and green ketsup is the devil. but then i went to go get some vegetable for my mom and i look over at another old couple a totally different one and i look in their basket and i see that they have four half gallons! WHAT?! so i go tell my brother and i say they know something that we dont. why dont they buy normal gallons like the rest of us? it was the weirdest thing. old people were out in numbers today at the commasary. there was one couple that caught my attentiong. they were not weird in any way and there was no quirk to them. they were just the ideal couple that i wanted to be. they both held on to the cart and they helped each other. it was the cutest and i want to be them like me and my husband. ah it was a good day. i tried a kilvasa or however you spell that wonderful sausages name and i got some good fruit chews by sunkist. good times at the grocery store. i figure if and when i live in long beach i would sepnd hours in the store just looking at people and the only thing i will buy is bread. its all about the people watching. i like going and out and looking at people and finding quirks about them that i can write about. im a bit gaseous b/c i drank milk. i guess i have a slight intolerance for the dairy. eh i still love the dairy.
possibly one of the worst covers: american jesus by simple plan and i have to agree with lisa when she says "anything by simple plan is bad" and they are canadian singing american jesus. there is one song that i find the lyrics to be very cute. its called id do anything. very cute lyrics.
the breakfast clus is one right now so in honor of its telecast i present the letter:
Dear Mr. Vernon,
We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out, is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basketcase, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question?
Sincerely yours,
The Breakfast Club